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1. I’m terrified I’m about to discover that girls do, in fact, go to the bathroom.

2. i’ven’t lived with a lady exactly who regarded myself “possible relationships content” since college, once I moved in with my sweetheart who’d dumped me personally the day before. Very, that went pretty well. (sign: If she dumped your, you need ton’t move in with her. The storyline have a horrible

closing and you’ll whine about this after the flick.)

3. Wait, women don’t go directly to the bathroom, carry out they? Don’t answer that, interior monologue.

4. we wonde r just how merging all of our material will get. Because we acquire a true-to-size lightsaber that produces “pshhhh! woooAaammmm” noises whenever you move they and strike

different lightsabers, also it lighting right up once you change it in like a lightsaber really lighting up-and perhaps we could set that when you look at the family room and holy crap, how can I have a gf?

5. Maybe i ought to just discard a lot of the things I get and begin more because of number four.

See. I understand I’m a good guy and my personal gf dates myself because I generate her laugh as well as that lovable junk you certainly don’t like to learn about, but I additionally understand that she’s not internet dating me personally considering my personal superb style and/or interior decorating skill.

For all the totality of her once you understand me personally, I’d lived in a studio apartment that has been a glorified Motel 6 room with a passing away delicious (the place that’s unable of passing away), similar goddamn Ikea lamp every person possess, and bad canvas blowups of two horribly Instagram-before-there-was-Instagram

pictures that we took off some haphazard person’s Flickr, which I’m convinced is illegal.

Compared, my girlfriend’s location was bonkers wonderful.Continue reading→