„Being a Heartless Bitch is never easy. This is going to be painful for you. It isn’t all spewing poisoned pen notes about your victimized past, sure THAT is easy. What’s hard is building a life, and changing yourself. Not him. You. Have. To. Change.“ — Auntie Dote
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there’s a wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick. — Erma Bombeck
„Warning: Frequent visits to HBI has been reported to make our male readers 15%-75% sexier. Forget viagra boys, just get a spine and that’s all the erectile help you’ll need.“ — AUNTIE DOTE
„I’m starting to think it can’t be Head-Up-Ass Syndrome, because there’s got to be more oxygen and more light up even the flabbiest ass than could account for such rampant and long-lasting self-abnegation.“ — Instgatrix
„You know, I really DO hate boneheads, but bonehead WOMEN have a SPECIAL place in the crack of my ass.“ — Instgatrix
„A real HB would do everything s/he can not to waste this lesson, because when the lesson is wasted, That Bitch Called Life will only use a bigger hammer next time around.“ — Instgatrix
„Because, you know, there’s one thing you don’t want. It’s a woman with her finger on the button who isn’t getting laid.“ — Laine Hanson (played by Joan Allen in The Contender)
„Sometimes you have to learn how to https://besthookupwebsites.org/sugar-daddies-usa/il/rockford/ open your mouth for more than just giving head.“ — JadeSyren (to a wanna-be HBI applicant)
So far I’ve had the good fortune of beating you to it
„When a man gives his opinion, he’s a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she’s a bitch.“ — Bette Davis
Life’s a bitch
„I am ‚too fiery‘. yet I wish to be seen as I am and I would lose all rather than soften away anything.“ — Margaret Fuller