[Eminem:] Prevent the tape! (Get your!) Dr. I am not saying happy to get-off, it’s too frightening in order to pass away (Screw you to!) I will need to be sent in the cemetery and you may buried real time (Huh yup!) Have always been We future otherwise heading? I’m able to scarcely decide I recently eaten a fifth away from vodka — dare us to push? (Proceed) The my entire life I happened to be really deprived I ain’t had a beneficial girl in many years, and you may my personal arms are too hairy to full cover up (Whoops!) Dresses ripped including the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) I saliva once i speak, I’ll shag anything that walks (C’mere) When i is actually nothing I familiar with rating therefore starving We carry out place fits The method that you Browsing Breast feed Me personally Mommy? (WAH!) Your Ain’t Got No Chest! (WAHHH!) I lay awake and you can strap me regarding the sleep Lay a great bulletproof vest towards the and capture me personally throughout the head (Bang!) I’m steaming frustrated (Arrrggghhh!) By the way if you see my father? (Yeah?) Tell him that we slit their throat, within this fantasy I experienced
Crap, Christina Aguilera greatest button me chairs so i can be stay 2nd so you can Carson Daly and you will Fred Durst and hear ‚em argue more than which she provided go to basic You absolutely nothing cunt, set myself with the great time into MTV „Yeah, he could be cute, but I believe he is married to help you Kim, hee-hee!
[Eminem] May i get attract please? Should i get notice excite? Commonly the genuine Narrow Questionable excite stand-up? I recite, commonly the real Thin Debateable delight stand-up? We’re attending have difficulties here..
Dre, don’t simply stand indeed there, Jobs!
Y’all behave like you do not seen a white person in advance of Jaws the on to the ground such Pam, particularly Tommy simply burst on the home and you will been whoopin this lady butt tough than before they earliest were split up, throwin the girl over seats (Ahh!) This is the come back of one’s. „Ah, hold off, no chance, you may be kidding, the guy did not simply state everything i consider he did, did he?“ And Dr. Dre said. nothing your idiots! Dr. Dre’s lifeless, they are secured during my cellar! (Ha-ha!) Feminist women like Eminem [*singing turntable: chigga chigga chigga*] „Thin Debateable, I am sick and tired of him See him, walkin doing grabbin their you-know-what Flippin brand new your-know-exactly who,“ „Yeah, but he is therefore precious although!“ Yeah, I probably got a few screws up in my own head shed But no even worse, than what is goin on in your parents‘ bed rooms Often, I need to log on to Tv and just let out, but are unable to but it’s cool to possess Tom Environmentally friendly to help you hump a beneficial inactive moose „My personal bum is found on the mouth area, my bottom is on your throat“ Just in case I’m lucky, you can merely have a small hug And that is the brand new content that individuals deliver in order to nothing children And predict him or her not to know what a good woman’s clitoris is actually Of course they attending know what gender is via the time they hit 4th degrees They had the Breakthrough Route never it? „We isn’t nothing but animals..“ Really, some people cannibals exactly who slashed others unlock such as for example cantaloupes [SLURP] However if we can hump dead pet and you can antelopes then there is absolutely no reason one to one plus one kid can not elope [*EWWW!*] But when you feel like I believe, I had the antidote Female trend their panty-hose, play the latest chorus therefore goes
‚Cause I’m Slim Debateable, yes I’m the actual Debateable Anything you other Narrow Shadys is simply imitating So would not the real Slim Shady please stand, please stand, excite remain true?
[Eminem] Usually Smith try not to gotta cuss within his raps to sell his records; well I really do, therefore bang your and fuck you too! Do you believe We bring a really about an effective Grammy? 50 % of you experts cannot also stomach me personally 
, let-alone stand me „However, Narrow, what if you victory, wouldn’t it end up being strange?“ As to the reasons? So that you boys you certainly will only sit to acquire me here? To help you, stand myself right here alongside Britney Spears? “ I ought to down load her sounds into Mp3 and show the complete business how you provided Eminem VD [AHHH!] I’m tired of your daughter and you may guy groups, all you perform is bother myself thus i were delivered right here in order to wreck your [bzzzt] As there are a million people anything like me just who cuss just like me; just who simply you should never promote a bang anything like me which top such as me; stroll, talk and behave like myself and just could be the 2nd most sensible thing although not a little me personally!