Individuals usually ask me personally
„Jesus Forbid, “ they say, „you’re quite the women guy. “
“ what is your key? „
Well, you too could be swimmin‘ in women
Afloat in seas of ovaries
But moreover
once you understand whether behind those pretty eyes
you have got a diamond within the rough
Or colored lenses, and a rough *whistle* stripper called Diamond
Lets recreate the scene: make think you are at a dining table chair
Speaking playfully to your waitress at your place that is local to
means underneath the apron, Maybelline
Smell of eggs and cheese, bacon grease
She’s a babe: an eight at the very least
You need to push the full bowl of quesadillas from the dining table
And distribute them angel’s wings
However you can’t state anything?
They sell prescription drugs on television
May cause loss of appetite, malnutrition
Dizzy spells, and different bells will ring in
And that’s where I come in and give ‚em a little extra help to get ‚em if you don’t do well with women
(You can not get)
The thing is self- self- self- confidence is paramount to any situation
(inside her jeans)
all of us have waplog actually insecurities
So just why perhaps not create your self- confidence from the insecurities of other people?
( you do not)
Hey, she is going to *bonk* somebody
(Give a damn)
so just why not you?
The drunker you may be, the simpler it really is to have set
nevertheless the harder it is always to *boink*
You may need to visualize just exactly exactly what it’s this month
Whoever you have been think about: your ex during the Pizza Hut
Midgets, nuns, whatever little neglect it had been
along with a small time and effort, just a little fortune
you can get it off if you haven’t given up, maybe
Now a *boink* is meant to be Instant that is fun gratification a roller-coaster (whee! )
But nobody would like to get stuck again and again
Going home into the roller-coaster
Its hard to view your programs
And do your homework
so when the ride you rode has ended
It’ll cost significantly more than a roll of quarters
(You can not get)
therefore pull away
i am aware exactly how hot and good it seems
(in her own jeans)
But its getting crowded ‚round here
Please, take out
(However you do not)
If their not the main one you wish to stick with
you can easily steer clear of the face
(provide a damn)
yet not the abbreviation
using repayments from your own paycheck
you are able to do it, take out
Guys have actually exactly exactly what we call a „Columbus complex“
others was here
But we nevertheless like to feel like we discovered it
So do not inform the quantity which you done it with
Your summers in Columbia
once you had been young and done a lot of dumbass sh*boing*
Rambunctious children
watch for the 2nd date to cuff the wrists
Sponges, plastic gloves, and whips, range mitts
Now a well-trimmed individual area, that‘ good
But why’s she therefore prepared?
That you do not assume
She never ever understands
whenever she might show someone?
Now think of that before going constant
or even at your personal wedding
(You can’t get)
If she actually is your gf
Leave her alone with your buddies
(inside her jeans)
Now, I do not expect no virgin
But allow ‚em you will need to screw her
If she actually is flirting, or she *sound of cartoon feet*
( you never)
it will not work guy
dispose of her
And get your self a brand new gf
keep in mind
( offer a damn)
The guaranteed in full change price
as of this party she is an eight
In the club a seven
within my apartment a ten
Environment dictates
The morning after
She may slip up to a three
Cause several things are better merely to lust for
This conclude the introductory section
for the Jesus Forbid self-help collection
Hey, rest along with other events
help you worldwide relations
For further behavioural directions
Consult the nearest strip club and/or alcohol shop
(if it is not the main one you prefer, simply overlook it)
many thanks, and luxuriate in your self
(whether or not it’s not the only you would like, simply overlook it)
(if it is not usually the one you prefer, simply overlook it. )
It is an excellent nation, full of good people
But what effective is great in times like these?